Let’s get on those story points ’cause I’m worried about the velocity of the burn down.

In scrum software development, there are all these ridiculous special phrases like “story points”, “burn down”, etc.  Specialized phrases always annoyed me.  Why can’t you just speak in plain English?  Why do they have to invent these silly terms?  Is it just to protect the trademark of the process inventor?  It’s kind of like Bananagrams…great (and stressful) word game, but instead of “next” you say “peel” and “bananas” instead of “done”.

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Nathan

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One thought on “Let’s get on those story points ’cause I’m worried about the velocity of the burn down.”

  1. Our banana chart is peeling too quickly! Let’s add some raspberries from the basket and discuss them during tomorrow’s produce stand.

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