Vanessa Alter : random thoughts

Today’s definition, according to Sean:

Corporation – Aliens

Pollute – to be polite when there is a poodle around.

Today’s definition, according to Sean:

Accumulate – A cube full of Netflix DVD’s or a cube full of snow ice.

Today’s word:

Harass – Harass means that you have to change the baby’s diaper because she has a rash (harass = her rash, according to the brilliant professor).

The word of the day, according to Sean:

Paradox – When your dog is in the yard and it sees a connect-the-dots game.

Another WOTD (Word of the Day) by Professor Sean:

Insubordination – It’s when you walk into something and a board smashes on your head.

Winston Churchill had a speech impediment. So did Lewis Carroll.

“Guiding Light” (soap opera) is the longest running tv show (72 years) and it is being cancelled this fall.

You can clean tarnished silver with toothpaste.

Definitions according to Sean.

Alimony – It’s when you feed a pony.