USB Genesis activation controls?

I was recently watching Wraith of Khan on Netflix.  Someone needs to build a USB version of the metal cylinder controls that Khan used to activate the Genesis device.  It’d just be hilarious to have to twist those knobs in in all kind of computing situations.  Sending a scathing email? Before sending it, Gmail would detect the words of anger and make you twist the knobs from largest to smallest while saying, “to the last, I will grapple with thee.”

correlation because bacon

Sean (who’s 7): I think I would only cry on my next shot if it’s an egg.
Me: What do you mean?
Sean: Last time, it really hurt and it was an egg bandaid.
Me: Do you really think it was the egg bandaid that hurt you?
Sean: Well, the egg bandaid was probably after the worst shot and the sausage bandaid after the second worst shot.
Me: Oh, so you think it was really the shot that hurt you?
Sean: I don’t think anyone can really answer that question.