correlation because bacon

Sean (who’s 7): I think I would only cry on my next shot if it’s an egg.
Me: What do you mean?
Sean: Last time, it really hurt and it was an egg bandaid.
Me: Do you really think it was the egg bandaid that hurt you?
Sean: Well, the egg bandaid was probably after the worst shot and the sausage bandaid after the second worst shot.
Me: Oh, so you think it was really the shot that hurt you?
Sean: I don’t think anyone can really answer that question.

poor German dads

We took Sean to a little build-a-toy thing at Lowe’s.  Behind us in line was a German dad with a deep authoritative voice.  Nazis in movies have ruined it for German dads.  He was telling his kids to get off of the boards.  Something like “Nein! Nein! Erhalten sie unten!”  People turned around to gawk at him.