Last night, we went to Champions on Ice, courtesy of Kelly. It was an impressive show. The state of lighting is amazing now. The only manually aimed lights were the main spotlights on the skaters. All others were elaborately programmed. I asked Vanessa what would happen in the future when robots can skate better than humans. She said nobody would buy a ticket to that. I would, Vanessa. I would. Also, someone seated near us graduated with honors from the Institute of Applying More Cologne Than Thought Humanly Possible. There was so much cologne in the air that, using only my mind, I was able to open a wormhole and transport the entire stadium to a time just before we even left…but that’s another story.