Apple should give me one of their 23-inch flat screen displays. It's true. Why, you ask? Cause I'd take real good care of it.

I'd walk it every day.

We would rap in French.

I would frolic in the verdant fields with it while singing that the hills are alive with the sound of music.

So, if your name is Apple and you want to give me the flat screen monitor, just lemme know.

Thanks, buddy buddy.