Aventura III: The Brazilian Milk Bar Fiasco
Mr. Supergustoso allowed me to take a rare excerpt from his journal.
journal entry: date -- ??/??/????
So I was in Brazilian milk bar. I liked this one because they always played my favorite
videogame music from the 80's.
At that moment, the theme song to Xenon II was playing.
Only thing I didn't like about the place was
the weird blue lights they use. Oh well, whatcha gonna do?
The singers from Portishead and Dubstar were having coffee and biscuits.
(The singer from Portishead thought the coffee was vile.)
Stereo Total and Stereolab were at a table in the middle of the place eating mango and durian with
Duran Duran's Simon Le Bon.
The two bands were talking about society but Simon couldn't understand a
word they were saying because he couldn't speak French...though he had a French last name.
In walked Cornelius and Kahime Karie. Cornelius was complaining to Karie
that real Italian pizza was kind of a disappointment after the American stuff.
Nobody
knew how to pile unhealthy junk on their food like the Americans. Karie bumped into
Tricky who was serving up milk and apologized profusely. (Tricky apparently owns the milk bar.)
Tricky said, "it's ok, I was hidden. Just chill to da riddim."
In walks Christopher Walken and the place goes dead silent.
He steps up to the counter and orders "the usual."
Tricky placed a pint of goat's milk and a bowl of sauerkraut in front of him.
He started stuffing that sauerkraut into his face like there was no tomorrow.
I offered him one of my nachos and he ate it and said, "this is ghastly!" Suddenly, he began to choke!
He was breathing like he might pass out at any moment but his face was flat and emotionless.
I decided to use El Heimlich on him. He seemed to recover, but his face was red with anger . . .
or as red as one could get under blue lights.
He said, "I don't care how or when...I'll get you for this someday."
He left in a rage.
Since that time I have looked over my shoulder, fearing the day that Mr. Walken might come after me.