I learned yesterday from Vanessa the answer to the Great Mystery Of Wedding Gifts! They are for the girl! The gift should be something interesting to the woman. If it is something electronic or fun that would specifically interest the guy then you’ve chosen poorly. Theoretically, the item should be of use to both of them in their new life together. In actuality, it should be of no particular interest to the guy. Suddenly, years of wedding gift confusion were cleared up for me. No wonder people looked at me so funny last time I gave a wedding gift. They don’t tell you this stuff in school. Going to my friend’s wedding in Kentucky this weekend. I is da best mon. Aye for real.