7/10/2002 lunch

Frozen block of food. I just wanted to give a Public Service Announcement. You may think
you can cut through something with the edge of a plastic fork, but you’re only fooling yourself.
If someone you love tries to cut something using only a plastic fork, be a friend and tell them
they better get a plastic knife before all of their victual dreams are splattered across their cubicle.
This is the umpteenth time that half of my plastic fork has gone flying across the cube.

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