Finally, you can understand
all of those terms like 1st cousin once removed.
Tomorrow, as part of some
kind of “walk in my shoes” initiative at work, I’m scheduled to go with
an electric meter reader on his route. Hopefully there will be no hazing
of the namby pamby programmer boy. If there is, I shall follow the example
of the harassment video they showed us and calmly and reasonably bring
up my grievances to the guys who are harassing me. Then, according to the
video, the two formerly cruel and sneering 200 pound weight lifters will
suddenly do a 180 and treat me with respect and dignity. I will then pull
out my Mentos.