We finally pulled out the new grill and made some burgers on the fourth. Me dad gave me tips and I was actually flipping burgers! I was quite worried they’d be burned on the outside and raw inside and someone would get e. coli. Fortunately, no one has gotten sick yet! Not only did everyone get tasty, good-smelling burgers, but everyone smelled like good-smelling burgers because of the huge amounts of smoke sucking all the life-giving oxygen from the porch area. Those burgers? They were probably the healthiest thing we ate all weekend.