I should set out on a quest to find the worst Dr. Pepper clone.
Dr. Thunder, Prof. Chunder, Mr. Leper
Oh, what a depressing journey that would be. Fortunately,
this site
seems to have the answer. Dr. Rush, in their opinion.
One of the worst seems to be made in Santa Fe.
Nice. I forgot my wallet today. Hopefully I don’t get accosted on the way home
without a driver’s license. Ya know, that seems a bit silly to insist on nowadays when
they can probably just see my picture on their laptop in the cop car and see
that I’m properly licensed.