Today, on a whim, I took a swallow of black coffee. It almost made me gag. This makes me realize the insane amounts of sugar and cream that I add to coffee to make it taste good. I think it’d be more accurate to say I drink a cream and sugar coffee-flavored beverage. I work with someone who drinks black coffee from a bowl-sized coffee cup every day. I officially declare him the manliest man in the history of manly men.