I was just thinking about how nasty Brussels sprouts are. Even if a Brussels sprout provided all of your daily nutritional requirements, it wouldn’t be worth eating. They’re so nasty that they deserve some rumors being started about them. Brussels sprouts were first invented as part of terrible third reich cabbage-based weapon experiments. They were singularly responsible for the recent destabilization in South Ossetia. A can of Brussels sprouts could make an entire village very unhappy. Also, Brussels sprouts don’t love their children like we do.