cash star

Walking Lego AT-AT. Wowzers. $130.

This Lego site seems to have some Lego sets I’ve never seen in stores like the $500 Millenium Falcon.

Would it not work better to just mold the dollar bills into little Legos? Then later, you could recycle the little money Legos to…I dunno…BUY $500 WORTH OF SOMETHING. I’d be curious to see how thick the assembly manuals are for these things.

$300 star destroyer

$300 death star

I begin to see a pattern in George Lucas’s naming conventions. He’s a star hater! I’m guessing before he was so extreme, he was probably just naming the ships things like “belittling star” and “star critic”.