Me and my misshapen head

I hate shouting into my cellphone to be heard. I have to seesaw it over my cheekbone as I alternately speak quietly and listen, lest all discretion be lost. I theorize that the phone was not designed for my head shape. Hopefully, they will make a cellphone someday that you don’t have to shout into to be heard. But I suppose to do that, they’d have to give it cunning programming to isolate the speaker’s voice from all the background speech and noiseÂ…and that’s a very difficult problem indeed. I can tell ya I ain’t workin’ on that one in my spare time.

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