Do you describe your most unpleasant medical problems in graphic detail to the cringing displeasure of those around you? If so, you may suffer from Medico-dis-inhibition Syndrome. Ask your doctor about Inhibitrin.
“I used to describe the daily problems of my lower digestive tract in much greater detail than was ever necessary. Now, I don’t say anything about it!”
— Bob, Kansas
“People around me would dread my colds because I would describe the exact consistency of my sinusoid mucus. Now, I’m careful to use long medical terms to describe it.”
— Sue, New Jersey
“My impending surgery had everyone on edge because I’d describe the procedure in great detail to all who would listen. I’ve started to leave it vague since taking Inhibitrin.”
— Jake, Washington