If you can’t plug your headphones into your phone because they won’t click, just straighten out a paperclip and use it to clean the jack. It’s probably full of pocket lint. Why didn’t you think of that, ya turkey?
For your phone!
Nathan Alter lives in Albuquerque with his wife and kids. He currently develops in C#/.NET, but is learning all the time and has enjoyed computers since programming in Basic on an Atari 400 as a teenager. He started blogging in 1999.