tooth fairy collection agency

I just got back from a dental exam. That money the tooth fairy gave me as a kid? He’s back to collect, with compound interest. I need two fillings and they are going to “do something” about a problem crown I have. At this rate, I dunno how long my teeth are gonna last. They better get cracking on developing long-lasting synthetic teeth . . . with wireless networking. If I’m going to get something synthetic installed in my mouth, it may as well have Bluetooth. Thank you. Thank you very much.

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