Looking at Vanessa’s Kirkland (Costco brand) conditioner bottle instructions.
Careful! You wouldn’t want to achieve anything less than the best results, would you? I think they should go a bit further. “For best results, use only after consuming a fine Kirkland hotdog from the Kirkland deli, having Kirkland Signature trail mix for dessert, taking a Kirkland Signature vitamin supplement, and giving Kirkland direct debit access to your checking account.”